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This bird’s walk might look pretty silly, but as soon as you add some military marching music over it, it becomes the most regal sight you’ve ever seen.
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I mean, just think about how embarrassing the “birds and bees” talk was with your mom and dad before you even really knew what sex was. Multiply that sense of existential dread by a billion and picture what it’d be like if you discussed the details of your escapades with mom over tea.
Well, this brave soul and her equally brave mother decided to sit down and go into full detail about their own sex lives. Oddly enough, the resulting chat was endearing as hell.
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Why so sad? Oh right. Because Obama’s successor is already showing what an unaware buffoon he is.
Did you see that embarrassing interview on Fox & Friends?? Just let Colbert break it down for you (below)!
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And I don’t mean that in some maternal “I want to help” way. I mean that in the “please get this screaming youth away from me before I snap” way. And admit it — even if babies are your most favorite little critters on Earth, one too many empty sobs can drive you over the edge.
That’s why this father’s response to his son crying speaks to me spiritually. Watch what happens when the little guy realizes Dad is onto his crazy scheme.
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Reddit user Bsnargleplexis shared a hilarious collection of childhood photos of him and his siblings passed out in random positions.
Decades later, the siblings (all now adults) decided to recreate the photos as a funny birthday present for their mom. Kudos to the siblings for doing their best to match the clothing and furniture!
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This woman couldn’t help but laugh after a she went through a traumatizing experience at her OBGYN appointment. During a routine procedure, instead of using lubricant gel on her, the doctor accidentally used hand sanitizer that made her private parts burn. She freaked out, but luckily she was a good sport about it and laughed about the experience with her husband in their car.
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This video parody by Rudy Mancuso went viral yesterday with over 900,000 views on it’s first day being online.
“Watch this funny comedy musical video of Rudy Mancuso and his crazy doctor.”
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Who knew the face of the devil would be hilarious?
Every stupid or cruel or dangerous thing Trump does and says gets made fun of, criticized, and ruthlessly belittled in the press but in the back of all our minds, we are not as afraid as we should be.
Why fear the clown? we tell ourselves.
The answer is simple, of course: because he only looks like a clown to us. Those who do agree with him see something entirely different.
I know, its hard to believe that could be possible. In fact, whenever I see one of his speeches where his supporters are set up in rafters behind him, I always look at their faces and wonder, Who the f*ck ARE these people?.
The theory my brain usually provides itself with is they have all just escaped a mental institution for the criminally insane and could think of no better place to blend in than at a rally run by a white supremacist who has made a career out of confidently shouting out the first thing that pops into his mutilated brain.
But the hard truth is they are not mentally unwell.No, they are normal, regular, non-criminal fathers and mothers and daughters and sons.
They are real people and there are millions of them, and we have to start realizing that. No matter how much of a bafoonish package his fascism comes in.
Stand up comedian John Mulaney has this amazing jokehe made in 2009 (when Trump was still just a hilariously foolish moronon reality television and had, you know, not yet tried to start a race war).
To me, at this point, Donald Trump is not just a rich man. Donald Trump is almost like what a hobo imagines a rich man to be. Its like years ago, Trump was walking through an alley and he heard some guy just like oh boy oh boy, as soon as MY number comes in, Ill put up tall buildings with my name on them! Ill have fine, golden hair and a TV show where I fire people with my children! And Trump was like: That is how I will live my life.
Unfortunately, the goofy, cartoonish Trump who Mulaney describeshere is the same Trump who yesterday said we should ban all Muslims from entering the country and a few months ago called Mexicans rapists and thieves to the cheers of thousands.
The thing is, the public doesnt know what to do when the funny buffoon suddenly has a not-funny knife to all our throats.
Its like if you found out SpongeBob had helped cover up a terrible oil spill. It doesnt fit into our narrative. We cant switch gears.
Basically: We cant efficiently recategorize famous people.
And the reason Trump is doing so well — despite consistently saying things only your drunk uncle would say — is that, unfortunately, its the most perfect camouflage in the world for your opponents not to take you seriously.
Liberals basically dont think Trump will have any lasting consequences because he is too silly. Meanwhile, hes over in his corner mobilizing millions of supporters into a giant, frothing, xenophobic circle jerk.
And the fact of the matter is the things Trump says are being taken seriously, and they will have real consequences.
When Trump started rising in the polls, like a lot of people, I wasnt worried.
Hell go away eventually, I told myself. As time has gone by, Ive heard people say this sort of thing over and over again.
But its been months of this and hes still here, and he’s influencing the political landscape in a major way, and its really not funny anymore.
I feel like with Trump, America has been playing a practical joke on itself that has now just gone horribly wrong.
Honestly, I dont think the entire Republican Party is so out of touch they cant spot a fascist when they see one.
Well, OK, considering Dick Chaney and some other notable sadists, maybe Ill take that back.
But I really refuse to believe an entire party is too delusional not to realize Donald Trump is clearly making this all up as he goes along and that he has completely replaced any and all ideas with goofy, mafia-movie bravado.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t matter if they realize it or not. Because Trump’sintegrity, his intelligence and his honesty are completely irrelevant to his campaign.
The truth is, for now at least, the Republican Party rewards whoever can get any sort of media attention — whether it is good or bad attention doesn’t matter (please see Ben Carson).
At this point, Donald Trump could declare that all Mexican immigrants have to stop speaking Spanish and Muslim babies should be secretly baptized at birth to fight terrorism, and his people would still support him.
Trump could just go around pointing at women on the street hed have sex with, yelling ME WANNA PORK THAT! and his supporters would probably still stand with him.
I mean, even statementsthat would anger any conservative, Trump says with impunity. He claimedJohn McCain was “not a war hero”because he was captured and held for five years in a POW camp. He said, and I quote, “I like people who weren’t captured, OK?”
Saying something like that is like kryptonite for any other Republican candidate, and yet Trumps numbers were untainted.
For comparison, when Mitt Romney made that comment about having binders full of women, America lost its mind. But if Donald Trump said that, no one would blink. Because we expect him to say dumb, horrible sh*t so he is basically impervious to the fallout.
And Im telling you, its because hes a cartoon character. You cant get mad at a cartoon character.
When we picture a totalitarian maniac we picture Hitler (shrill, shouting, wild-eyed) orStalin (menacing, stolid, cruel).
What we dont picture is an ex-reality TV host who calls everyone a loser and hashair that looks like an orange cloud hovering around his head.
It just doesnt follow our narrative, and so we dont know how to effectively fear it.
Hes like a virus we designed specifically for ourselves. And he has proven that, in a way, our sense of humor seems to be one of our most vulnerable cultural tendencies.
Now, as I come to the end of this rant, I do feel like a bit of hypocrite for making all these jokes about how silly he is in an essay about how his silliness prevents us from fearing him as much as we should but listen guys, Im not perfect.
Because the thing is, talking about Trump is like telling people about diarrhea-ing yourself on the subway: If you dont make it at least a little bit funny, youre just going to start crying.
To end, you know thatfamous Hannah Arendt quote about the Nazis and the banality of evil? It’s the idea people who do horrible things can be ordinary people who just dont question the state.
Wellwith Donald Trump we encounter something very different, but no less troubling.
Call it “the comedy of evil.”
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A four-year-old Shiba inu named Chiko is making the internet fall in love with his photos — not only because they’re adorable, but because he seems to think he’s more of a person than a dog. His owner, 32-year-old Olesia Kuzmychova from Adelaide, Australia, has had him since he was a puppy and says she’s always catching him doing funny and unusual things. In fact, most of the time, he just pretends he’s a person!
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Parrots can be absolutely hilarious the way they mimic our speech.
They can be so exact its haunting! But, if the circumstances are such, they can end being earsplitting annoying! What happens when you have a parrot in the house, and a newborn? You guessed it! You may as well have had twins! Thats how bad it can get. Check this out:
Now thats bad! Imagine being woken up in the middle of the night, only to find out its your parrot crying, not your baby! Talk about frustrating!
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We love our pets, but sometimes they can drive us crazy!
The chewed up furniture, the accidents, the barking in the middle of the night and the sometimes stubborn eating habits. All are enough to provide major headaches and and total frustrations! But we still love them nonetheless.
Jimmy Stewart knows whats up when it comes to having a dog that drives you crazy. The amazing actor delivers a poem on the The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson that relays his experiences with his dog named Beau. The frustrations and challenges of being Beaus owner are certainly there! But Jimmy brings it all full circle and reminds us how when all is said and done, we likely wouldnt trade in one moment of those treasured experiences, challenges and all, for anything. Our dogs teach us so much while providing that unique unconditional love that it makes every tough moment totally worth it! Check out this amazing poem by the beloved Jimmy Stewart and share it with all your dog loving friends.
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Dogs and cats can get along extremely well with one another.
Most believe that it is the dog that wears the pants in the family. But not true! As you are about to see, cats clearly think they are the kings and queens of the domain. If they want the dog bed, then they take the dog bed! The absolute frustration these dogs display is priceless. Imagine someone overtaking your bed and you simply cannot get them to leave. These dogs all have to resort to hilarious methods to finally get their beds back! Check out this incredible compilation of cats overtaking the dog bed, and the aftermath that follows.
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A black lab runs around the backyard with an upside down inflatable pool on his head, making it look like the pool is moving on it’s own.
Almost looks like a black hovercraft..too funny. Now THIS is why you have a dog!
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Do you likeChristmas? If you want to do something a little different this year, then these ideas are for you!
You can get your kids involved too, and they will have loads of fun! Not to mention it’ll keep them busy and smiling for hours. It’s a win-win! This can make the holiday an extra special one, as you and your children create some funny Christmas projects thats for sure to put a smile on everyones face. Check these lovelyideas out! Don’t forget to share with your family and friends!
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Lately, it seems like clips of police officers abusing civilians are threatening to overtake adorable kittens as the Internet’s most popular video genre. Police departments across the country are well aware of how these incidents are affecting their reputations, and are searching for new (read: nonlethal) ways to restore public trust in law enforcement. Unfortunately, some of these tools resemble crosses between the efforts of Wile E. Coyote and Q from the James Bond movies (when he was played by John Cleese). For instance …
Riot control tools have to walk a fine line between “not discouraging enough” and “way too goddamn dangerous.” At first, a weapons-grade stink bomb seems to straddle that line perfectly. Make everyone smell so bad that they become too disgusted to keep rioting? Shit, can we get a commercial version for when our roommate won’t take the hint that we want to watch a movie?
The Problem:
“Skunk” has a few problems, aside from a name that sounds like the new teen dance craze. Described by one journalist as smelling “like dirty diapers mixed with old roadkill that’s been left in the sun,” it’s so hardcore that it sounds like something the Israeli military would come up with. Mainly because that’s exactly where it came from.
The guy in the hazmat suit looks like he’s about to contribute to the smell.
Skunk scent has a tendency to linger for days and cause massive collateral damage. Spraying looters in a store may discourage them, but you’ve also ruined all the store’s merchandise and made it impossible for them to operate for a week. Stinking for days makes it easy to identify rioters to arrest after the fact, but it also ruins the lives of innocent bystanders, whose friends, family, and co-workers will think they were out committing crimes. And let’s not pretend there isn’t an element of humiliation. In September, it was reported that U.S. police departments have been stocking up on skunk. Imagine the reaction if a mostly white police force made a mostly-black community reek like beached sperm whale for days.
Especially when it’s coming from a vehicle that looks like it’s operated by Hydra.
Even if people are happy to see protests broken up, that good faith will be lost when they have to live and work with the smell of shit clogging their noses for a week. Whenever your riot control invention is a supersized version of a junior high school prank, you’re inviting the same people who thought stink bombs were hilarious then to go mad with smelly power.
Reading that Anderson, California is equipping its police officers with nunchakus sent us into emotional turmoil. In theory, nunchaku give police more options for restraining criminals, as demonstrated in these handy images:
Baton: Look like one of those fascist soldiers from The Hunger Games.
Nunchucks: Look like a goddamn sex machine.
Yes, you can even use them as feet-cuffs. Holy shit, how did no one think of this before?
The Problem:
They did! In the ’80s, unsurprisingly. This is how it went:
The echo of that “SNAP” still reverberates somewhere in America.
There’s a reason nunchaku are illegal in California. Cops stopped using them after lawsuits from protesters and their own broken wrists. But they say it’ll be different now, because they’ll have to go through a mandatory 16-hour training program to use them. Even if they’re more responsible this time around, we imagine that increased tactical versatility will be offset by the need to detain far more suspects, because we can’t even begin to guess how many wasted dudes are going to start some shit so they can later brag to their friends that they got into a goddamn nunchaku fight with a cop. On the other hand, should this program prove successful, we’re one step closer to this being a reality:
“The cop wrote me a speeding ticket, and when I tried to complain, he turned into a log.”
The Magnetactical belt clip is a snazzy trouser accessory that will magnetically hold up your gun for you, allowing you to quickly reload it with one hand if your other hand is unavailable due to injury, firing a second gun, flipping off your attacker, etc. Sounds like something Batman would have. So what’s the problem here?
The Problem:
Huh. It … almost looks like that guy is pointing a freshly-loaded gun at his dong, but that can’t be right. If we zoom in, we’d probably see that he’s really–
Pray that you never come across a gang of sexy naked bank thieves.
OK, yeah, that’s a bad idea. Sure, in a demonstration in which your greatest enemy is your production budget, it’s easy to calmly and safely perform a one-handed crotch reload. But if you’re in the middle of a real firefight and you’ve already lost the use of an arm? It’s all too easy to imagine someone panicking or fumbling around and accidentally giving themselves an impromptu vasectomy.
The attachment’s other function is to simply hold stuff, like handcuffs, keys, or cufflinks, in case you need to raid a black-tie gala. But we know what you’re thinking: “Can I stick an exposed knife dangerously close to my gut, where anyone can grab it and stab me with it?” Yes, you absolutely can! They even show you how:
“Leave your hands where I can see them as I bend down to pick up this quart–AAAAAARGH”
Finally, consider the fact that approximately 100 percent of people who have used a belt clip have had something fall off it and be lost to history. Things stick perfectly to the tactical magnet in the demo, where the inventor stands completely still. But the moment he breaks into anything more than a brisk walk, knives and handcuffs are going to trail behind him like bread crumbs. Although if your weapons fall off as you chase a criminal, at least you won’t have to worry about anyone (including yourself) attacking your dick with it.
Tasers are nonlethal weapon that have killed over 500 people, so obviously, the next step was to make them bigger and stronger. The Taser X12 Shotgun had a range of over 100 feet and shocked targets for 20 seconds, which is four times the potency of a regular Taser, or more than enough to take out the drunkest of raging frat bros.
We’re starting to notice a painful pattern in this article.
The Problem:
Suspicions were first aroused when the shotguns went on the market without any test results being revealed — which is worrying if you’re releasing a new line of televisions, let alone a product that could lead to someone’s death. And then … guess what happened. In March 2015, an Albuquerque police officer improperly used a Taser shotgun during a bungled attempt to arrest a mentally ill homeless man, starting a chain of events that led to two other cops killing him with actual guns. In Taser’s defense, the officer shouldn’t have been using their product. The cartridges had expired, and the manufacturer had issued explicit warnings that using an expired Taser was about as safe as eating expired raw chicken.
“FYI, you will not look even the slightest bit badass with this thing.”
Taser had discontinued the product line three years ago, but Albuquerque police thought they were just too rad to give up. Taser cited flagging sales, while everyone else on the planet cited the fact that they were about as accurate as your blind grandma playing Call Of Duty, and that, oh yeah, they had the potential to cause serious injury. During one incident in Britain, police fired two shots at a crazed suspect. One missed and the other did precisely bupkis, so the man went on to kill himself. We admittedly don’t know much about weapon design beyond “always see if you can add a chainsaw,” but we don’t think the trick to making a good nonlethal weapon is to take an already-problematic one and make it worse.
Lately, it seems like clips of police officers abusing civilians are threatening to overtake adorable kittens as the Internet’s most popular video genre. Police departments across the country are well aware of how these incidents are affecting their reputations, and are searching for new (read: nonlethal) ways to restore public trust in law enforcement. Unfortunately, some of these tools resemble crosses between the efforts of Wile E. Coyote and Q from the James Bond movies (when he was played by John Cleese). For instance …
Riot control tools have to walk a fine line between “not discouraging enough” and “way too goddamn dangerous.” At first, a weapons-grade stink bomb seems to straddle that line perfectly. Make everyone smell so bad that they become too disgusted to keep rioting? Shit, can we get a commercial version for when our roommate won’t take the hint that we want to watch a movie?
The Problem:
“Skunk” has a few problems, aside from a name that sounds like the new teen dance craze. Described by one journalist as smelling “like dirty diapers mixed with old roadkill that’s been left in the sun,” it’s so hardcore that it sounds like something the Israeli military would come up with. Mainly because that’s exactly where it came from.
The guy in the hazmat suit looks like he’s about to contribute to the smell.
Skunk scent has a tendency to linger for days and cause massive collateral damage. Spraying looters in a store may discourage them, but you’ve also ruined all the store’s merchandise and made it impossible for them to operate for a week. Stinking for days makes it easy to identify rioters to arrest after the fact, but it also ruins the lives of innocent bystanders, whose friends, family, and co-workers will think they were out committing crimes. And let’s not pretend there isn’t an element of humiliation. In September, it was reported that U.S. police departments have been stocking up on skunk. Imagine the reaction if a mostly white police force made a mostly-black community reek like beached sperm whale for days.
Especially when it’s coming from a vehicle that looks like it’s operated by Hydra.
Even if people are happy to see protests broken up, that good faith will be lost when they have to live and work with the smell of shit clogging their noses for a week. Whenever your riot control invention is a supersized version of a junior high school prank, you’re inviting the same people who thought stink bombs were hilarious then to go mad with smelly power.
Reading that Anderson, California is equipping its police officers with nunchakus sent us into emotional turmoil. In theory, nunchaku give police more options for restraining criminals, as demonstrated in these handy images:
Baton: Look like one of those fascist soldiers from The Hunger Games.
Nunchucks: Look like a goddamn sex machine.
Yes, you can even use them as feet-cuffs. Holy shit, how did no one think of this before?
The Problem:
They did! In the ’80s, unsurprisingly. This is how it went:
The echo of that “SNAP” still reverberates somewhere in America.
There’s a reason nunchaku are illegal in California. Cops stopped using them after lawsuits from protesters and their own broken wrists. But they say it’ll be different now, because they’ll have to go through a mandatory 16-hour training program to use them. Even if they’re more responsible this time around, we imagine that increased tactical versatility will be offset by the need to detain far more suspects, because we can’t even begin to guess how many wasted dudes are going to start some shit so they can later brag to their friends that they got into a goddamn nunchaku fight with a cop. On the other hand, should this program prove successful, we’re one step closer to this being a reality:
“The cop wrote me a speeding ticket, and when I tried to complain, he turned into a log.”
The Magnetactical belt clip is a snazzy trouser accessory that will magnetically hold up your gun for you, allowing you to quickly reload it with one hand if your other hand is unavailable due to injury, firing a second gun, flipping off your attacker, etc. Sounds like something Batman would have. So what’s the problem here?
The Problem:
Huh. It … almost looks like that guy is pointing a freshly-loaded gun at his dong, but that can’t be right. If we zoom in, we’d probably see that he’s really–
Pray that you never come across a gang of sexy naked bank thieves.
OK, yeah, that’s a bad idea. Sure, in a demonstration in which your greatest enemy is your production budget, it’s easy to calmly and safely perform a one-handed crotch reload. But if you’re in the middle of a real firefight and you’ve already lost the use of an arm? It’s all too easy to imagine someone panicking or fumbling around and accidentally giving themselves an impromptu vasectomy.
The attachment’s other function is to simply hold stuff, like handcuffs, keys, or cufflinks, in case you need to raid a black-tie gala. But we know what you’re thinking: “Can I stick an exposed knife dangerously close to my gut, where anyone can grab it and stab me with it?” Yes, you absolutely can! They even show you how:
“Leave your hands where I can see them as I bend down to pick up this quart–AAAAAARGH”
Finally, consider the fact that approximately 100 percent of people who have used a belt clip have had something fall off it and be lost to history. Things stick perfectly to the tactical magnet in the demo, where the inventor stands completely still. But the moment he breaks into anything more than a brisk walk, knives and handcuffs are going to trail behind him like bread crumbs. Although if your weapons fall off as you chase a criminal, at least you won’t have to worry about anyone (including yourself) attacking your dick with it.
Tasers are nonlethal weapon that have killed over 500 people, so obviously, the next step was to make them bigger and stronger. The Taser X12 Shotgun had a range of over 100 feet and shocked targets for 20 seconds, which is four times the potency of a regular Taser, or more than enough to take out the drunkest of raging frat bros.
We’re starting to notice a painful pattern in this article.
The Problem:
Suspicions were first aroused when the shotguns went on the market without any test results being revealed — which is worrying if you’re releasing a new line of televisions, let alone a product that could lead to someone’s death. And then … guess what happened. In March 2015, an Albuquerque police officer improperly used a Taser shotgun during a bungled attempt to arrest a mentally ill homeless man, starting a chain of events that led to two other cops killing him with actual guns. In Taser’s defense, the officer shouldn’t have been using their product. The cartridges had expired, and the manufacturer had issued explicit warnings that using an expired Taser was about as safe as eating expired raw chicken.
“FYI, you will not look even the slightest bit badass with this thing.”
Taser had discontinued the product line three years ago, but Albuquerque police thought they were just too rad to give up. Taser cited flagging sales, while everyone else on the planet cited the fact that they were about as accurate as your blind grandma playing Call Of Duty, and that, oh yeah, they had the potential to cause serious injury. During one incident in Britain, police fired two shots at a crazed suspect. One missed and the other did precisely bupkis, so the man went on to kill himself. We admittedly don’t know much about weapon design beyond “always see if you can add a chainsaw,” but we don’t think the trick to making a good nonlethal weapon is to take an already-problematic one and make it worse.
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